⚠ ACCESS WARNING ⚠
You are about to jack into a live simulation of the 1969 ARPANET.
By proceeding you acknowledge the following:
- No actual mainframes will be harmed (they're all in museums).
- Side effects may include: nostalgia, dial-up flashbacks, and an urge to wear a lab coat.
- If the FBI calls, you did not hear about this from us.
- Sound is ON by default. Your neighbours will know you're hacking.
- Touching grass afterwards is strongly recommended. (but optional)
Proceed at your own risk, operator. The packets are waiting.